They Say Men Don’t Listen

> Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off with him.
> She told him, “tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”
> The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
> Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
> Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors …
Via Michael Sampson